WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank margaritas with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
THE END
The only thing I dont like about this chain letter is the "stayed skinny" part. GAWD WUT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS!!!! THIS IS WHY ALL THE FRIGGING CELEBRITIES ARE ANNERXIC!
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i know!!!!!
i mean usually u just need to start dieting
but here u need to start eating!
HIYA!!!
New Blog
New account
so i'm now THIS emma
not the bbflaad cats one-- even though it's so cute!!!
thx 4 the email!
alpharazzberry.blogspot.com
hi. : P
and why magarita's like why not mijotos, martinis or like bloody marys?
yeah! wtf!!!!!!!!!
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