Getting Noticed And All...

This is the script to my favorite youtube video, Getting Noticed and All by Supermac18 (he's so hot!)

GETTING NOTICED AND ALL:

Mac: I think I'm noticed!
Getting noticed... I might as well just say getting nailed.
Getting noticed is one of the hardest things for me.
Like let's say I'm going to the mall one day...
I'm noticed.
You're probably wondering "by who?"
By a crazy stalker fan!
They're scary!
They're nice...
Funny...
But scary!
I'm not sure if many of you have gone through this experience before.
It can get kind of annoying.
Let's flash-back...
(Makes weird sounds and moves hands in front of camera)

Mcdonalds.
Big Mac.
So yummy...
SO yummy...
SO YUMMY...
K, forget that. It was good, but, back to the point.
Eating one big burger!
Sorry everyone I don't have a real hamburger bun so I'm gonna use an english muffin!
"Your Supermac, right?"
"Uh huh."
"Can I get a picture of you?"
"Of me or with me?"
"With you of course!"
"Ok, then."
"Oh mom could you take a picture of us?!"

(Makes weird sounds and moves hands in front of camera)

Mac: We're back to today.
Now you must think...
"Hey supermac you must not really like your fans cuz making fun of them!"
No no no no no
No no no no no
No no no that's not what I'm thinking!
I really do love you.
I love my fans!
I LOVE my fans!
I LOVE MY FANS!
If I haven't told you that I love you, here it goes:
Hey you. Hey. Hey you. Hey you watching me.
Come here. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey you! You...
You're my favorite!
You're my favorite!
You're my favorite!
I love you!
(Kisses the screen)
Have you ever gave me a hug????
No. You didn't. Here. Come here. Come here. Give me a hug. Give me a hug. Give me a hug.
(hugs camera)
Firm. That's a firm hug. Firm. Firm. That's a firm hug you got there.
And for the people who didn't go to there computer screen and hug me back...
I don't love you. (laughs) I don't love you. (laughs again)
Getting noticed.
Getting noticed at the mawl (mall).
Getting noticed at the mawl (mall).
Getting noticed at the mawl (mall), I get noticed everywhere.
I go to school... (snaps) I get noticed!
I go to the mall... (snaps) I get noticed!
A walk in the park... (snaps) I get a noticed!
The men's restroom... (snaps) I pee!
(laughs)
Then again I really do love you guys.
I was born without a muscle on this side of my mouth!
Look what I can't do! (does mouth trick)
(starts singing but starts to cough)
I just through up a little in my mouth.
(Then you see mac's hands. He is lying down on his back with his hands in the air but all you can see are his hands)
Mac: You're probably wondering, "Where did mac go?"
I say, her went that way (his hands point left)
No no no no no (hands point right)
(shakes his hands as if to say "no no no" and points down)
(Mac jumps up)
Hi!!!!
You know what? I'm gonna play a little game with you.
You're wondering what game it's called.
Ready? It's called hide and go seek.
You're gonna go hide.
3, 2, 1, hide hide!
15, 49, 48, 47, 23, 32, 51, 9, 7, 5, 3, 8, 2, 7, 2, 7, 1
I'M GONNA GO FIND YOU!!!
shh, shh, I'm not gonna find them. (laughs) I'm not gonna find them.
CRAP! you came back didn't you?! didn't you!?
You didn't hide there for a long time.
Cuz I wa- I was ju- I was jsut about to go- I was gonna find you!
Here, I'll hide you seek.
You try to find me. Ready?
3,2,1
Where do I go?!! Where do I hide?!!! Where do I go?!!
(hides behind his hands)
(peeks from behind his hands)
You're such a cheater!
You're a cheater! You didn't even go by the stairs! You didn't even go by the stairs!
I know you. You're sitting here. You're sitting here watching me! You're not even gonna go count by the stairs!
(moves hands in front of camera)
Let's get back to the point. You know what, I'm off the point! I'm off!
Here's the point, (makes dot with fingers and moves his other hand away from it) Woo Woo Woo! That's me!Yeah me! I'm not on the point. I'm not in your circle of trust.
Your circle of trust.
No! No! You can't trust me!
(holds up chapstick and applies it by putting it in between his lips)
Who does it that way? Tell me if you do it that way, cuz i do it that way!
(hits himself with chapstick and starts to fake cry)
(slicks back his hair with rubber band, then takes the rubber band off and hits the camera)
I'm taking it off, for all those f---! (he doesn't actually say the word)
Is the camera broken, is the camera broken? Is it broken? Is it broken? Is it broken? Is it broken?
Is it working, is it working?
It's working, I look so sexy...
I'm ugly!
Are you proud of me mommy?!
ARE YOU PROUD!?
I need a guitar.
(gets guitar)
Here's my sexy guitar.
(starts playing it and singing random songs)
Dearly beloved! We are gathered here to say our goodbyes!
DDOBO! (i cant be sure what he says, it's something like that)
Wake up wake up on a saturday night!
Shall I play the guitar like this? (holds guitar like a cello and plays it like a cello without a bow. After the second time it falls onto the camera.)
What song do you request for me to play?
DISTURBIA!
A-N-G-E-L!
Womanizer woma womanizer you're a womanizer oh!
(starts violently hitting the guitar)
I love my guitar...
(again starts hitting it violently)
We're best friends... (licks the guitar)
Oh wait. Friends don't do that...
Wanna know what I'm in the mood for?
To pop a balloon!
I've got my pin right here (holds up pin) and my balloon right here (holds up balloon)!
(pops balloon)
(Holds up a hammer to the screen)
What shall I do with THIS hammer?
(pulls hammer back to hit camera)
Are you scared? Are you scared? You scared, cuz i'm scared. I'm scared I'm gonna hit you! (almost hits camera but pulls away)
(tries to pop balloon with hammer)
(You see a pair of jeans.)
Jeans! These are my jeans.
I'm gonna name my jeans.
Your name shall be... Jean. Jean Louis. Jean Scott Louis. Oh yippee!
(sing song voice) To kill a mockingbird, I'm gonna kill your bird, but I can't, cuz it's illegal!
They just bring goodness to the world. Sweetness, goodness!
Photo shoot! (poses and camera flashes)
That photo shoot sucked!
I gotta get going sugar plum!
Sugar plum!
Sugar plum. Sugar plum... sugar plum...
Sugar plum! Oh sugar plum!
I actually have to dedicate that to Marissa and Ruthy... (claps hands to his cheeks)
(the guitar is back, and he's singing/ playing)
It's time for me to go! Please, I'm gonna be very sloooooow... when I get old...Oh oh... oh... ooh!
bye!
(In writing) : sorry for all the dust.

Yah i dont get that part either...

If you want to search him, go to youtube and do supermac18. to watch this video, go to youtube and type in supermac18 getting noticed and all.