Monday, January 26, 2009

Getting Noticed And All...

This is the script to my favorite youtube video, Getting Noticed and All by Supermac18 (he's so hot!)

GETTING NOTICED AND ALL:

Mac: I think I'm noticed!
Getting noticed... I might as well just say getting nailed.
Getting noticed is one of the hardest things for me.
Like let's say I'm going to the mall one day...
I'm noticed.
You're probably wondering "by who?"
By a crazy stalker fan!
They're scary!
They're nice...
Funny...
But scary!
I'm not sure if many of you have gone through this experience before.
It can get kind of annoying.
Let's flash-back...
(Makes weird sounds and moves hands in front of camera)

Mcdonalds.
Big Mac.
So yummy...
SO yummy...
SO YUMMY...
K, forget that. It was good, but, back to the point.
Eating one big burger!
Sorry everyone I don't have a real hamburger bun so I'm gonna use an english muffin!
"Your Supermac, right?"
"Uh huh."
"Can I get a picture of you?"
"Of me or with me?"
"With you of course!"
"Ok, then."
"Oh mom could you take a picture of us?!"

(Makes weird sounds and moves hands in front of camera)

Mac: We're back to today.
Now you must think...
"Hey supermac you must not really like your fans cuz making fun of them!"
No no no no no
No no no no no
No no no that's not what I'm thinking!
I really do love you.
I love my fans!
I LOVE my fans!
I LOVE MY FANS!
If I haven't told you that I love you, here it goes:
Hey you. Hey. Hey you. Hey you watching me.
Come here. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey you! You...
You're my favorite!
You're my favorite!
You're my favorite!
I love you!
(Kisses the screen)
Have you ever gave me a hug????
No. You didn't. Here. Come here. Come here. Give me a hug. Give me a hug. Give me a hug.
(hugs camera)
Firm. That's a firm hug. Firm. Firm. That's a firm hug you got there.
And for the people who didn't go to there computer screen and hug me back...
I don't love you. (laughs) I don't love you. (laughs again)
Getting noticed.
Getting noticed at the mawl (mall).
Getting noticed at the mawl (mall).
Getting noticed at the mawl (mall), I get noticed everywhere.
I go to school... (snaps) I get noticed!
I go to the mall... (snaps) I get noticed!
A walk in the park... (snaps) I get a noticed!
The men's restroom... (snaps) I pee!
(laughs)
Then again I really do love you guys.
I was born without a muscle on this side of my mouth!
Look what I can't do! (does mouth trick)
(starts singing but starts to cough)
I just through up a little in my mouth.
(Then you see mac's hands. He is lying down on his back with his hands in the air but all you can see are his hands)
Mac: You're probably wondering, "Where did mac go?"
I say, her went that way (his hands point left)
No no no no no (hands point right)
(shakes his hands as if to say "no no no" and points down)
(Mac jumps up)
Hi!!!!
You know what? I'm gonna play a little game with you.
You're wondering what game it's called.
Ready? It's called hide and go seek.
You're gonna go hide.
3, 2, 1, hide hide!
15, 49, 48, 47, 23, 32, 51, 9, 7, 5, 3, 8, 2, 7, 2, 7, 1
I'M GONNA GO FIND YOU!!!
shh, shh, I'm not gonna find them. (laughs) I'm not gonna find them.
CRAP! you came back didn't you?! didn't you!?
You didn't hide there for a long time.
Cuz I wa- I was ju- I was jsut about to go- I was gonna find you!
Here, I'll hide you seek.
You try to find me. Ready?
3,2,1
Where do I go?!! Where do I hide?!!! Where do I go?!!
(hides behind his hands)
(peeks from behind his hands)
You're such a cheater!
You're a cheater! You didn't even go by the stairs! You didn't even go by the stairs!
I know you. You're sitting here. You're sitting here watching me! You're not even gonna go count by the stairs!
(moves hands in front of camera)
Let's get back to the point. You know what, I'm off the point! I'm off!
Here's the point, (makes dot with fingers and moves his other hand away from it) Woo Woo Woo! That's me!Yeah me! I'm not on the point. I'm not in your circle of trust.
Your circle of trust.
No! No! You can't trust me!
(holds up chapstick and applies it by putting it in between his lips)
Who does it that way? Tell me if you do it that way, cuz i do it that way!
(hits himself with chapstick and starts to fake cry)
(slicks back his hair with rubber band, then takes the rubber band off and hits the camera)
I'm taking it off, for all those f---! (he doesn't actually say the word)
Is the camera broken, is the camera broken? Is it broken? Is it broken? Is it broken? Is it broken?
Is it working, is it working?
It's working, I look so sexy...
I'm ugly!
Are you proud of me mommy?!
ARE YOU PROUD!?
I need a guitar.
(gets guitar)
Here's my sexy guitar.
(starts playing it and singing random songs)
Dearly beloved! We are gathered here to say our goodbyes!
DDOBO! (i cant be sure what he says, it's something like that)
Wake up wake up on a saturday night!
Shall I play the guitar like this? (holds guitar like a cello and plays it like a cello without a bow. After the second time it falls onto the camera.)
What song do you request for me to play?
DISTURBIA!
A-N-G-E-L!
Womanizer woma womanizer you're a womanizer oh!
(starts violently hitting the guitar)
I love my guitar...
(again starts hitting it violently)
We're best friends... (licks the guitar)
Oh wait. Friends don't do that...
Wanna know what I'm in the mood for?
To pop a balloon!
I've got my pin right here (holds up pin) and my balloon right here (holds up balloon)!
(pops balloon)
(Holds up a hammer to the screen)
What shall I do with THIS hammer?
(pulls hammer back to hit camera)
Are you scared? Are you scared? You scared, cuz i'm scared. I'm scared I'm gonna hit you! (almost hits camera but pulls away)
(tries to pop balloon with hammer)
(You see a pair of jeans.)
Jeans! These are my jeans.
I'm gonna name my jeans.
Your name shall be... Jean. Jean Louis. Jean Scott Louis. Oh yippee!
(sing song voice) To kill a mockingbird, I'm gonna kill your bird, but I can't, cuz it's illegal!
They just bring goodness to the world. Sweetness, goodness!
Photo shoot! (poses and camera flashes)
That photo shoot sucked!
I gotta get going sugar plum!
Sugar plum!
Sugar plum. Sugar plum... sugar plum...
Sugar plum! Oh sugar plum!
I actually have to dedicate that to Marissa and Ruthy... (claps hands to his cheeks)
(the guitar is back, and he's singing/ playing)
It's time for me to go! Please, I'm gonna be very sloooooow... when I get old...Oh oh... oh... ooh!
bye!
(In writing) : sorry for all the dust.

Yah i dont get that part either...

If you want to search him, go to youtube and do supermac18. to watch this video, go to youtube and type in supermac18 getting noticed and all.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

i really dont know what to write about... i'm listening to "Fall For You" by Secondhand Serenade. It's such a good song!!!

go to youtube or something and listen to it. it rox!!

sooo

r u guys excited about the valentines day dance???? I AM! its gonna be coolio.
and for those of you who aren't excited, well just shutup! :)

stay tuned for an upcoming post: the script of my favorite youtube video! its completely random and funny.
some of you might know it...

Saturday, January 24, 2009

TEAM TAYLOR

OMG I HATE JOE JONAS! HE IS SUCH I JERK!

did ya know he broke up with taylor swift in a 27 second long phone call???? gawd he is so mean!

TEAM TAYLOR ALL THE WAY!

Friday, January 23, 2009

words people use

I've decided to make a list of all the words and things you add on to words my grade has made up:

DUPER
for surzies
yeperz (emma... lolz)
lolz :)
ummm and like (we didn't make those up but we use them soooo much)
coolio
funkilicious

btw emma i <3 miss flint so ha ha ha to you :P :)

bb
ttyl
g2g
kk
lol
nvm
btw
idk
omg
wtf
WOW....

BYEEEE!!!

Monday, January 19, 2009

The second chainmail

WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank margaritas with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

THE END

The only thing I dont like about this chain letter is the "stayed skinny" part. GAWD WUT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS!!!! THIS IS WHY ALL THE FRIGGING CELEBRITIES ARE ANNERXIC!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

New Thing

I'm starting this new thing, im gonna like post all the non-crappy kinda awesome chainmail that i get, cuz some are really kinda funny. im also gonna post some ridiculous and outrageous chainmails cuz i find those so stupid its hilarious!

First One:

*Things I Hate About Everyone*




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours?






2. People who are willing to get off their rear to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.






3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?






4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?






5 . When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.






6 . People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?






7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.






8. When people say 'life is short'. What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?






9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here


10. When people say "I Hate Obama." Well, hate's a pretty strong word, and you better get used to him because he's going to be our next president whether you like it or not!

*** Forward this to at least 11 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how..

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Thank you so much!

thank you so much if you commented on my posts after my latest rant. it meant a lot to me. :)