going to camp in 2 days!!!

aghh!! i'm going *for the first time ever* to sleepaway camp in 2 days!!! I'm going for three and a half weeks and I'm going with Hiki and Claire. its gonna be soo fun!!

I MISS U ALL SO MUCH! CAN'T WAIT FOR SCHOOL TO START!! (i know, i'm one of those freaks who gets way too excited for the first day of school...lol)

luv ya all
mandyyyy

I MISS U GUYSSS

hey guyas! (girl version of a guy...yah i made it up...) I miss ya guys sooooo super duper mucho. emma's post on MIAB was so sad!!!! I'm gonna miss you guys so much! I thin I'm gonna do the same thing emmerz did; personal messages.

Hayley (honestly, you should change your name to that, enter your new school as hayley greenhill and see what happens! lol jk) : I'm gonna miss your sarcastic sense of humor and your random blabbing about pretty much nothing. From listening to Avril Levine in your room, to swimming in the pool somewhat near ur house, we had some good times. I was recently reading this letter you wrote to me when I was Canada a few years back, and it's all about how Bridget was a pain, and how Eth and Gideon (Eth the Geek and Gideon the Idiot) were stupid. lol. I'll miss you soooo much!!!

In the Hayyyy: I can't believe you're leaving us a second time!! First Korea, now England. Stupid foreign countries. I will miss your sarcastic sense of humor and your facial expressions when your weirded out. I remember testing boys for their voice changes, and surviving Skylar's antics in science. Also, riding the school bus with Aidan, Olivia, and Timmy, fighting with the Heschel school, getting along with the Ethical Culture School, and watching Aidan and Timmy little comedy show. I'm gonna miss you soooo much, and I hope you come back in two years.

Lisa: I remember when we first really met and got to know each other; the tool kits for hominids project. Ah, good times, good times. I'll remember your constant "What?" and how Ms. Peick picked on u for writing so ssssslllloooowwwwllllyyyy. I'll remember your frapachino obsessions, your glassed always being far from where they should be, your forgetfulness, and Livvi's fake love notes from you in my math notebook (she wrote one in my yearbook). You were always willing to give me a hug when I screwed up in gym class. I'm gonna miss you sooooo much!!!

ahhh too much sadness!! on another note, I'm in cold spring at my friend's country house. we're going to a water park on sunday, and shopping tomorrow! woo hoo!

Claire and NN's batmitzvah

omg it was so fun! i danced with 7 boys (sorry livvi) and took like 12 pictures. and the dj (T-pain, lol) was awesome! NN and Claire: u guys did an awesome job and you guys were both realy great at ur speeches and your portions. the party was awesome and everyone had a great time! oh and claire and I won coke and pepsi (oh yeah) although i don't think it was a coincidence that the two batmitzvah girls were in the final two pairs. Yu guys we have 4 1/2 fricking days left of school! omg! can't wait till summer. and i hope we do fun stuffs this week. oh friday was soo cool, the schedule was: recess, recess, math (where we just worked on puzzles), lunch, recess, english (where we finished the plays and had free time), science (where we had free time), and recess again (except chorus people had to go to a rehearsal for the eighth grade graduation, but it was short).

yesss! day off from skooool!

I'm so happy that we have a day off from school...finally, a break! I can not wait until the last day of school...23 more days!!! woo hoo! don't get me wrong, i like school, but i feel like it's about time we had a break. a long one.

oh and has anyone seen taylor swift's music video for "You belong with me" ???? It's sooo sweet! I <3 it! Here are girl celebrities that I am big fans of:
-Selena Gomez
-Miley Cyrus
-Taylor Swift
-Demi Lovato
-Jennette Mccurdy (Sam in iCarly)
-Keke Palmer
Here are my celebrity crushes:
-Taylor Lautner (hottttttt...)
-Sprouse twins
-Nick Jonas (come on you have to admit it.)
-Kris Allen
-David Archuleta

Yea I was bored so I decided to do lists...

I really want...

school to close for like a week. that would be awesome! sad... but awesome!

Here are the things I'm excited for:
- Camp Speers!
- NN and Claire's Batmitzvah!
- My Mary Poppins Audition!
- Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince to come out!
- New Moon to come out!
- The last day of school!
- Sleep away camp!
- Meeting the new kids who are coming next year (we're having buddy day again this year)
- Mr. Pinters' (hahahhahaha! you all-hopefully-know who I mean...) summer camp (its soo much fun!
- The summer dance!
- The end of year water fight! (I hope we still have that...)
- The school production of Little Shop of Horrors! (It's in musical theater after school)
- The eighth grade graduation! (the chorus gets to preform at it)

Mandy's Awesome Adventures in Her Mom's Friend's Apartement!

Okay, so my mom takes these pilates classes at her friends house and today i came home and i was locked out so i went to my mom's friend's house (where she was, doing pilates) and she gave me the keys. her friend lives on a low floor, so I decided to take the stairs down. i was walking and the stair case smelt like nail polish. "Weird..." i thought to myself. i kept walking, but there was an extra flight of stairs (meaning that after the second floor, the next floor should have been the lobby, but it was just a blank wall with another flight of stairs). I kept walking, and then i heard a man saying something. I was kinda freaked out, but i kept walking. then i noticed that it was darker than it should be. okay i was officially weirded out. By then i was on the last floor. I saw some random stuff on the ground and i thought that maybe i was in the basement. i saw a door with light coming from it, and i figured it was the storage room. But no. I looked inside and it was a... NAIL SALON! Ya know, where you go to get ur nails done. And this is one that I've been to. The door i was looking in through was in the back of the nail salon, so no one saw me. Then i noticed another door that led to outside. Finally! But when I came out, there were several men looking at a car. there were two cars behind it, so i figured it was a car wash, or a parking area or something. Then i saw a building across the street (from through a space between the car and the side of the building i just came out of; the car was blocking my view) that i recognized. So i snuck through these small spaces between the cars and the wall of my mom's friend's building until i reached an open space. but a car was a few feet ahead of me. I was afraid it would run me over, so i ran to the other side of the driveway (but it was only like 3 yards wide) so that instead of being in front of the car, i'd be next to it. turned out there was no one in the car. oh well. the street was a foot from where i was standing, so i got off the driveway and onto the sidewalk. Hooray! My adventure is over! then i walked home. the end. lesson learned: My mom's friend's apartment leads to a nail salon and a driveway.

In other words: People! Write on your blogs! no one wrights anymore! emma, you usually right like 5 posts a day! what happened! and NN! you use to write alot too. in the hay and hayley, you guys usually take a while to post anyways, but still! and livvi, you've been posting (good girl) but not much. POST!!! I'm feeling deprived of my blogger buddies.

CAMP SPEERS COUNTDOWN: 4 DAYS!!!! AGHH!!!

ha! lol

ha ha i just saw this video of allen pretending to be attacked by a terrorist. its really funny. and also, omg! Penorita P (i'm really getting a kick out of this...) was sooo mad at us! but i'm glad it was the same test again. And the science was actually not that bad! i was scared out of my mind about it, but i studied pretty hard, and it wasn't that hard. at least for me. but the camp speers list! yay! I. AM. SO. EXCITED!!! wooo hoo! and (yuck) i lost outdoor lunch 4 two weeks cuz i was in the english room unsupervised. :(

Oh well, phoebe lost it too so at least I'll have a buddy with me!

goodbyeeeeeeeee

wow

do you guys ever watch the naked brothers band? if you don't, its a mockumentary about the life of a "rock band" of middle school kids. (it has nothing to do with nakedness) but there's this blonde boy, david, in the band. and i was just thinking that he's actually really cute, and he was one of my (many) celebrity crushes type thing. and then i found out i went to hebrew school with him for 2 years. arghhh! i'm soo mad at myself! i could've talked to him and gotten to know him but i didn't because i didn't know that was him! also, i went to a party and he was there, and i talked to him at the party, but i still didn't know that that was the guy on the naked brothers band. ughh i'm soo pissed off with myself!

i am now even more excited for camp speers after mr. ponway (lol) gave that whole talk about it. it's going to be the best time ever! yaaaaaay!

camp speers!!!

I AM SOOOO EXCITED 4 CAMP SPEERS!!! AGHHH! WAHOO! YEEHA! BLUB BLUB! (oh wait wrong anomanopia) is that how spell it? i don't think it is but watev. i have to make this quick cuz its 11:53 pm and my mom will come in my room any second and yell at me 4 being on the computer when i should be trying to go to sleep...

but i'm so excited! its gonna be lotz o fun!!! haha!

OMG!!!

Soooo... i saw 17 again and it was sooooooooo good!!! it was actually kinda of inappropriate (there's a high school health scene...) but it was soo goooooood!!! and zac efron was so hot in it!!! I know most people think he's actually not that cute, but omg he waz hot in this movie.

but... I have a sad story to tell you. Here's my tale of woe:
so two of my friends slept over at my house the other night. so we were playing bananagrams (awesomest game ever) and then one of them stole all the letters (it's like a scrabble game) and ran and hid the bag of letters in my kitchen cupboard. then, once i finally found the bag, my friends ran to my room and locked my out. so i ate a Mallomar (awesomest cookie ever) and l8tr we called gideon and some robot voice said he wasn't available and then it started yapping away in spanish. okay....
and also daniel accidentally called me, so he didn't know i wuz listening so all i heard for three minutes was the sound of many boys screaming, and then we heard daniel say "noooo! don't touch that, it's mine!" okay... now we know what boys do in they're free time! :)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

ahaha today waz weerd

okay, so after extended day today, Phoebe and I took a trip over to becca's house and hannah was there. so like becca had to leave 4 hebrew school, so she was all "come with me!" so we were like "okay"

so then we went to her hebrew skool, and it was reely funny, cuz phoebe and hannah aren't jewish, and they kept saying things like "come on guys, let's go read the haggadah!" it was really funny! and then we came to her class and we kept getting in trouble for talking! i was soo embarrassed, cuz ya know it was like going to another school 4 the day and disrupting the class, just kinda embarrassing. and then in the middle of this passover story, we had to leave, so we were just like " sorry we have to go...thank you!" and we got up and left.
it was awkward.

sorry i haven't posted in a while...

hey guys! so sorry i haven't posted in a while, but i've been pretty obsessed with the group blog, muffinsinabasket.blogspot.com
yay! oh and whoever did the title with all our names and a peace sign and muffins, it's reely cool!

gosh darn it!!!

k so i know i keep changing my mind but i reeeeely like muffins in a basket! that would be soo kool!! who thought of that hayley or emma??? idk

NOPE

we are no longer mince! anj (if you go to my skool u'll know who i'm talkin about) is gonna join, so know we can be... CINEMA!!! lol

comment your, um, comments...yeah.

Well girls...

so guess what!!!??? today during english (sorry ms.flint...) emmerz, in the hay and I were talkin and aha!!! we figured out the perfect name for a group blog!!! Okay drum roll please...bum bum bum... MINCE!!! if you don't get it and you aren't emma or in the hay, then good. you shouldn't get it. do you want me to explain our ingenious name? would you? okay fine. M for mandy. I for In the Hay. N for NN. C for cherie. E for emmerz. yay!!! we could add pie to the end of it to make it mince pie, but it's not necessary. so, comment your compliments, arguments, complaints, critiquing, or love letters to random people on the street.

group blog name

ok here is my idea: theblogwithredbullandrazzberriesandawickedgreenbuggy.blogspot.com

OH YEAH!!!!

aghhh!

I haven't read any of part 2 of Fahrenheit 451 and i have to read it all tonight! aghhh!!!!

in other words... emma i hadn't checked ur blog in like 3 days and you wrote like 5 new blogs!!! :)

yay 4 thisblogiswickidgreen! we welcome you into our circle of blogging (btw we should so make a club; the blogging girlz lol!)! o and sorry i haven't posted in 4ever...

well i gotta go finish reading... bye!!!!

um what? yeah like totally lol....

so what's up? so i haven't written in a while. so: everyone's blogging about hunter. i'm soo sad that everyone who got in iz going! like every single fricking person! but i think you'll all do well there. it's a really good school. :)

so anyways, we did the west side story play today 4 our parents, and we all messed up our lines sooo much! it was hilarious! ahahaha. yeah so the social studies test was relatively easy, but i almost didn't finish. i was freaked out!!! and the math quiz was pretty easy (IF YOU STUDIES!!! LOL)

So g2g bye!!!

hello hello hello!

hello people!
so ski trip waz really fun, but we missed u cherie!!
omg so me and my friend weren't allowed to like go on the ski lift, so the teacher said go down the slope 1 more time and i'll watch u and tell u whether u can go on lift. so we wanted to go have dinner, but we were like "ok"
so we went up the hill, and we both skied down, and when we got there they guy had left before we even went down! that just pisses me off!!!!

o well...

so gotta go cuz i hav to walk my puppy and also the last rehearsal 4 the musical theatre play iz in 30 min. come see it on monday, but if u cant then its ok cuz we're gonna do one for the skool on friday.

MUCHACHO

MUCHACHO!!!! thats my new favorite word!!! lolol

SO ANYWAY....
what.is.up.

i dont know u tell me!

um yah i feel a bit hyper...

here's how i would speak if i was english:

pip pip cheerio my lads, pinkies up! i must say, that is a tad bit odd and would you kindly refrain from using that type of language in my humble abode. thank you oh so much!!!

dont worry about me i'll be fine. :)

haha

hola mi amigos :)

so lol i just took like a test 2 c what twighlight character i am, and i got Bella!! woohoo! she be rockin.

so apparently I will be forever in trouble, either because of werewolves, vampires, or tripping over my own feet... hey as long as I get Edward I'm good!

so... i really SHOULD be doing homework...

heres a pic of a snail for your entertainment:



ISNT HE CUTE?????!!!!

So guys...

hello!!! break is (sadly) over in three days and then the dreaded school. :(

i saw 2 movies this week. Confessions of a shopaholic and Coraline.
Confessions of a shopaholic was good and really funny, a little cheesy, but good. Coraline was really good, i loved it, but it was soooo creepy. i know ur probably like "what? that's a frigging kids movie how could it be scary?" well it was. really. you have to see it, but Coraline has this other world and everything is like creepy perfect. everything seems perfect, UNTIL...

i wont say anything more. lol

omigod i saw American idol wed. and tues. and I loved the blonde girl with pink highlights, Alexis grace, and Danny Gokey, the one who's wife died, and the other guy, mike, who got in. he wasn't that great, but he seemed really nice.

on another note... I LOVE MY PUPPY!!!! she is adorable!!! i got her a year and half ago.

well, gotta go cuz my dad's all "you have to go to bed" and im like "do I really?" and hes like "yes."
Isn't my family interesting?

happy vday!!!

Happy valentine's day you guys! <3

The only thing depressing about valentine's day is that single peeps have to sit there and watch love birds be lovey dovey. now i have nothing against all that stuff, it's really sweet, it's just sad for the people without boyfriends or girlfriends. like seriously, picture a little old woman sitting in the park, watching a happy couple on a romantic date. but she's all alone in life! i think thats just depressing!!!

ANYWAYS.... my grandparents are over. they got me chocolate! yum! (i had three pieces and would've eaten more, cept my dad and my babysitter busted me. dang it!)

bye. hopefully i'll post more lately cuz we're on break.

L-O-V-E,
Mandyyyy:)

OMFG!!!

Oh. My. God. This is the most disturbing picture ever. why, you ask? because this isn't actually a baby. IT'S A CAKE. it's a cake that's looks freakishly like a baby. i find this sooo disturbing it's not even funny. people would actually eat this???? Oh my gawd!

dance and stuff

so the dance was... fun. not THAT great, but definitely fun. i got so frigging tired tho...


omg me and in the hay are doing this test thing where we see if a boy has a low voice, it and freaks the guys out, cuz we're all like "omg he has it!" and the boy's like "what?" and we're like "nothing" and he's like "WHAT!!!???" most of them are starting to get it.

My brother is watching this really weerd show, its like "deactivate the lockdown, find the key!" and it has this weerd guy with a really high voice and a huge head. yeah...

Getting Noticed And All...

This is the script to my favorite youtube video, Getting Noticed and All by Supermac18 (he's so hot!)

GETTING NOTICED AND ALL:

Mac: I think I'm noticed!
Getting noticed... I might as well just say getting nailed.
Getting noticed is one of the hardest things for me.
Like let's say I'm going to the mall one day...
I'm noticed.
You're probably wondering "by who?"
By a crazy stalker fan!
They're scary!
They're nice...
Funny...
But scary!
I'm not sure if many of you have gone through this experience before.
It can get kind of annoying.
Let's flash-back...
(Makes weird sounds and moves hands in front of camera)

Mcdonalds.
Big Mac.
So yummy...
SO yummy...
SO YUMMY...
K, forget that. It was good, but, back to the point.
Eating one big burger!
Sorry everyone I don't have a real hamburger bun so I'm gonna use an english muffin!
"Your Supermac, right?"
"Uh huh."
"Can I get a picture of you?"
"Of me or with me?"
"With you of course!"
"Ok, then."
"Oh mom could you take a picture of us?!"

(Makes weird sounds and moves hands in front of camera)

Mac: We're back to today.
Now you must think...
"Hey supermac you must not really like your fans cuz making fun of them!"
No no no no no
No no no no no
No no no that's not what I'm thinking!
I really do love you.
I love my fans!
I LOVE my fans!
I LOVE MY FANS!
If I haven't told you that I love you, here it goes:
Hey you. Hey. Hey you. Hey you watching me.
Come here. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey you! You...
You're my favorite!
You're my favorite!
You're my favorite!
I love you!
(Kisses the screen)
Have you ever gave me a hug????
No. You didn't. Here. Come here. Come here. Give me a hug. Give me a hug. Give me a hug.
(hugs camera)
Firm. That's a firm hug. Firm. Firm. That's a firm hug you got there.
And for the people who didn't go to there computer screen and hug me back...
I don't love you. (laughs) I don't love you. (laughs again)
Getting noticed.
Getting noticed at the mawl (mall).
Getting noticed at the mawl (mall).
Getting noticed at the mawl (mall), I get noticed everywhere.
I go to school... (snaps) I get noticed!
I go to the mall... (snaps) I get noticed!
A walk in the park... (snaps) I get a noticed!
The men's restroom... (snaps) I pee!
(laughs)
Then again I really do love you guys.
I was born without a muscle on this side of my mouth!
Look what I can't do! (does mouth trick)
(starts singing but starts to cough)
I just through up a little in my mouth.
(Then you see mac's hands. He is lying down on his back with his hands in the air but all you can see are his hands)
Mac: You're probably wondering, "Where did mac go?"
I say, her went that way (his hands point left)
No no no no no (hands point right)
(shakes his hands as if to say "no no no" and points down)
(Mac jumps up)
Hi!!!!
You know what? I'm gonna play a little game with you.
You're wondering what game it's called.
Ready? It's called hide and go seek.
You're gonna go hide.
3, 2, 1, hide hide!
15, 49, 48, 47, 23, 32, 51, 9, 7, 5, 3, 8, 2, 7, 2, 7, 1
I'M GONNA GO FIND YOU!!!
shh, shh, I'm not gonna find them. (laughs) I'm not gonna find them.
CRAP! you came back didn't you?! didn't you!?
You didn't hide there for a long time.
Cuz I wa- I was ju- I was jsut about to go- I was gonna find you!
Here, I'll hide you seek.
You try to find me. Ready?
3,2,1
Where do I go?!! Where do I hide?!!! Where do I go?!!
(hides behind his hands)
(peeks from behind his hands)
You're such a cheater!
You're a cheater! You didn't even go by the stairs! You didn't even go by the stairs!
I know you. You're sitting here. You're sitting here watching me! You're not even gonna go count by the stairs!
(moves hands in front of camera)
Let's get back to the point. You know what, I'm off the point! I'm off!
Here's the point, (makes dot with fingers and moves his other hand away from it) Woo Woo Woo! That's me!Yeah me! I'm not on the point. I'm not in your circle of trust.
Your circle of trust.
No! No! You can't trust me!
(holds up chapstick and applies it by putting it in between his lips)
Who does it that way? Tell me if you do it that way, cuz i do it that way!
(hits himself with chapstick and starts to fake cry)
(slicks back his hair with rubber band, then takes the rubber band off and hits the camera)
I'm taking it off, for all those f---! (he doesn't actually say the word)
Is the camera broken, is the camera broken? Is it broken? Is it broken? Is it broken? Is it broken?
Is it working, is it working?
It's working, I look so sexy...
I'm ugly!
Are you proud of me mommy?!
ARE YOU PROUD!?
I need a guitar.
(gets guitar)
Here's my sexy guitar.
(starts playing it and singing random songs)
Dearly beloved! We are gathered here to say our goodbyes!
DDOBO! (i cant be sure what he says, it's something like that)
Wake up wake up on a saturday night!
Shall I play the guitar like this? (holds guitar like a cello and plays it like a cello without a bow. After the second time it falls onto the camera.)
What song do you request for me to play?
DISTURBIA!
A-N-G-E-L!
Womanizer woma womanizer you're a womanizer oh!
(starts violently hitting the guitar)
I love my guitar...
(again starts hitting it violently)
We're best friends... (licks the guitar)
Oh wait. Friends don't do that...
Wanna know what I'm in the mood for?
To pop a balloon!
I've got my pin right here (holds up pin) and my balloon right here (holds up balloon)!
(pops balloon)
(Holds up a hammer to the screen)
What shall I do with THIS hammer?
(pulls hammer back to hit camera)
Are you scared? Are you scared? You scared, cuz i'm scared. I'm scared I'm gonna hit you! (almost hits camera but pulls away)
(tries to pop balloon with hammer)
(You see a pair of jeans.)
Jeans! These are my jeans.
I'm gonna name my jeans.
Your name shall be... Jean. Jean Louis. Jean Scott Louis. Oh yippee!
(sing song voice) To kill a mockingbird, I'm gonna kill your bird, but I can't, cuz it's illegal!
They just bring goodness to the world. Sweetness, goodness!
Photo shoot! (poses and camera flashes)
That photo shoot sucked!
I gotta get going sugar plum!
Sugar plum!
Sugar plum. Sugar plum... sugar plum...
Sugar plum! Oh sugar plum!
I actually have to dedicate that to Marissa and Ruthy... (claps hands to his cheeks)
(the guitar is back, and he's singing/ playing)
It's time for me to go! Please, I'm gonna be very sloooooow... when I get old...Oh oh... oh... ooh!
bye!
(In writing) : sorry for all the dust.

Yah i dont get that part either...

If you want to search him, go to youtube and do supermac18. to watch this video, go to youtube and type in supermac18 getting noticed and all.

i really dont know what to write about... i'm listening to "Fall For You" by Secondhand Serenade. It's such a good song!!!

go to youtube or something and listen to it. it rox!!

sooo

r u guys excited about the valentines day dance???? I AM! its gonna be coolio.
and for those of you who aren't excited, well just shutup! :)

stay tuned for an upcoming post: the script of my favorite youtube video! its completely random and funny.
some of you might know it...

TEAM TAYLOR

OMG I HATE JOE JONAS! HE IS SUCH I JERK!

did ya know he broke up with taylor swift in a 27 second long phone call???? gawd he is so mean!

TEAM TAYLOR ALL THE WAY!

words people use

I've decided to make a list of all the words and things you add on to words my grade has made up:

DUPER
for surzies
yeperz (emma... lolz)
lolz :)
ummm and like (we didn't make those up but we use them soooo much)
coolio
funkilicious

btw emma i <3 miss flint so ha ha ha to you :P :)

bb
ttyl
g2g
kk
lol
nvm
btw
idk
omg
wtf
WOW....

BYEEEE!!!

The second chainmail

WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank margaritas with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

THE END

The only thing I dont like about this chain letter is the "stayed skinny" part. GAWD WUT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS!!!! THIS IS WHY ALL THE FRIGGING CELEBRITIES ARE ANNERXIC!

New Thing

I'm starting this new thing, im gonna like post all the non-crappy kinda awesome chainmail that i get, cuz some are really kinda funny. im also gonna post some ridiculous and outrageous chainmails cuz i find those so stupid its hilarious!

First One:

*Things I Hate About Everyone*




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours?






2. People who are willing to get off their rear to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.






3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?






4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?






5 . When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.






6 . People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?






7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.






8. When people say 'life is short'. What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?






9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here


10. When people say "I Hate Obama." Well, hate's a pretty strong word, and you better get used to him because he's going to be our next president whether you like it or not!

*** Forward this to at least 11 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how..

Thank you so much!

thank you so much if you commented on my posts after my latest rant. it meant a lot to me. :)